I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
things i need to do:
- clean my room
- get a college degree
- learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
- play with puppies and kittens
- find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
- drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
- taking subpar selfies
- running a semi successful blog
- listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context
Dude, my author fucking sucks.
ok author is time for a plot development, seriously
Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.
I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.
I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.
"‘I guess Lancôme has been a part of my transition into becoming a young woman, so it’s amazing to work with them now. Their mantra is just like my own: make-up isn’t about adding things, it’s about enhancing your natural beauty to accentuate what you already have."
what time is it
have you accepted natasha romanoff as your lord and saviour
i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black
WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A PERSON AND YOU’RE NOT SURE IF THEYRE FLIRTING BACK AT YOU OR THEY’RE JUST BEING REALLY FRIENDLY